Pug
I had Booger . He’s a fine albeit old piece of Centurion armor. Way back in the day - so far back I can’t remember (which means anything from a month to 30 years) I picked up another dread. Then later Caius wanted one. He saved up his money and he bought one of the last all pewter dreadnoughts our local hobby shop had. It was just about the time they were coming in plastic. When we got it home, Caius noticed that his dreadnought didn’t have the multi-melta mine did. It had an assault cannon and we both don’t understand what’s so cool about a dumb assault cannon, I mean twin linked heavy bolters are cheaper, don’t jam and you get to re-roll misses, I mean really, what’s the point? So, dad that I am, I traded him my unbuilt dread for his unbuilt dread and he built his dread and I didn’t.
Years later, I can’t remember how long (see above), I thought I’d build mine. However, as you may know, I didn’t care too much for the assault cannon it came with. I found that for a small fortune, I could buy a tiny bit of resin that passed for a Plasma Cannon from Game’s Workshop’s equally evil twin, Forgeworld. Out came the plastic and some time later I got the resin, which I put in the box with the dreadnought and put on the shelf and forgot about for some time (see above again)
Then came another time and since I was painting all kind of purple armor pieces (see whirlwind and razorback), I thought I’d through this boxy dreadnought into the mix. Although I really didn’t like the assault cannon, I like options. I didn’t have the will to buy the twin linked heavy bolters from evil Forgeworld and wanted to have an anti-personnel option for the beast. Using an idea I got from Eldar Online, I picked up some Rare Earth magnets from radio shack and concocted a diabolic plan.
Rare Earth magnets are tiny very powerful magnets. They were strong enough to hold a pewter arm in place on the dreadnought. All I had to do was cut away the support peg on the side of the model and mount a magnet there. Then cut a deeper hole in the arm and I’d be able to switch out the assault cannon for the plasma cannon at will! Bwa ha ha ha ! Just for good measure I used the same technique on the powerfist/storm bolter arm! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Maybe one day I’ll have a replacement arm for that side, but for now, if (oh, and I mean IF) the dreadnought is ever wounded and loses a weapon, I can just pluck it off, cool as cool. I also arranged the magnets so as to make it impossible to mount the wrong arm on the wrong side - the magnets repel the offending limb as if commanded to do so! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Painting was straightforward - I didn’t have to make many color decisions which usually means a quick job, but it took forever. I made the mistake of just not finishing one piece but kept jumping between the parts, never actually getting anything done. I was trying to do a nice job, but it seemed I spent the whole time cleaning brushes. I dunno, it took me a week of work to paint it.
I made a banner on the old Macintosh, sealed it with lacquer and painted white glue on it to give it some rigidity. The text ?In Morti Pugno? is Latin for In death, I fight. This motto and the ugliness of the piece inspired the figure’s name: Pug.
No longer will the Centurions be laughed at because the dreadnought melting enemy tanks into slag is first edition Booger. Now they’ll be cheered because they have Pug, a cool and versatile 3rd edition behemoth dreadnought annihilating countless enemy souls with balls of hot green plasma energy, or overrated assault bullets splattering spleens onto the local flora and fauna. Bwa ha ha!
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